You’re first greeted by what looks like a cheesy Italian restaurant, complete with a checkerboard floor, timber booths and red-and-white tablecloths.
Push through the double doors at the side and to find the dim saloon, where a row of pinball machines is the brightest source of light. There's a stage; a huge bar along one side, plush leather booths on another; and walls plastered with an astonishing collection of concert posters.
You’ll soon realise that Frankie's Pizza is less about pizza and more about beer. The choices range from the local (Young Henry's, Rocks Brewing Co., Lord Nelson) to the just plain wacky (Moylans Kilt Lifter Scotch Ale, Birra Del Borgo IPA, Mate Veza Black Lager). The wine list features plenty of Italian vino and the cocktail list begins and ends with frozen margaritas.
Once you're tipsy, grab some pizza by the pie or by the slice. There's sausage, ham, salami, vegetarian, meatball, spinach, Napoletana and Hawaiian varieties. Italians wouldn’t be impressed, but you'll be just fine.