What do you do if a stranger cuts in front of you in line for the ATM? Forget it and get on with your day? Not Patrick Boyle. Like Curb Your Enthusiam’s Larry David, he has an irrepressible need to analyse, dissect and most importantly, judge every encounter life throws at him. Nothing is too trivial. With help from illustrator Jeffrey Phillips, get inside Boyle’s head with “Very Serious Business”, a column about life’s most ordinary, commonly experienced minutiae.