Fat Jaks

Thursday
11:00am - 12:00am
205 Barkly Street St Kilda 3182

Features

licensed
takeaway
American
Burgers

Anyone for $16 Big Macs?

According to Rich Slade, manager of the St Kilda fast food joint Fat Jak’s, the main sauce used on the Nashville-style burgers, the “Fat Jak Spread”, is very closely adapted from McDonald’s notoriously secret yellow-gherkin Big Mac sauce.

This is the fourth venture for siblings Matt, Marina and Jack (aka Fat Jak) Altinarda, who opened their 34-seat diner in May 2017 in a red-brick space on Barkly Street.

Top of the agenda at Fat Jak’s is burgers. There’s around 15 varieties to choose from, ranging from tried-and-true meat-bun classics like the signature Fat Jak burger (two Angus beef patties from Felice’s Place Gourmet Butchers in Elwood), salad, double bacon, American cheese and Slade’s Fat Jak Spread) to more peculiar inventions, such as the current burger of the month (the “Justin Brie-Ber”) with fried chicken, cranberry mayonnaise, roquette and melted brie. Before they hit the table, the milk buns (from Baked for Sofia) are brandished with “FJ” logos out back.

In many of the burgers, there’s no meat at all. “I Know It’s Cheesy, So Take it Easy” is one of the veggie burger options, with a slab of deep-fried haloumi, American cheese, coleslaw and a hash brown. Non-burger options include pizza, hot dogs, pasta, and four different styles of fries.

Drink options include a refillable, house-made soft-drink station. Beer kegs are displayed in a custom-made glass cabinet inside the counter. Pints will set you back $6.

Your meal will be at home on the large brown-paper menu and placemat, which has (as all large fast-food placemats should) a “fun fact” written on the back.