Density of fruit. Intensity of spice. Butter-to-bun ratio. These are all critical (though highly subjective) factors when it comes to the tasting of a hot cross bun.

To ease the pre-Easter burden of deciding which bun is best for you, Broadsheet gathered some of the city’s best chefs for a blind tasting (before the social-distancing rules kicked in). We tried 10 buns from around Melbourne, running the gamut from supermarket to specialist, to determine the city’s best and answer all your burning bun questions.

Which one reigned supreme? Which was deemed “the perfect quarantine bun”? And is a hot cross bun without fruit even a hot cross bun at all? Here’s everything you knead to know about the buns on offer this season. Bun intended.

The judges
Kate Reid, chef-owner at Lune Croissanterie (Fitzroy and CBD)
Jerry Mai, chef-owner at Pho Nom and Annam
Natasha Burnett, head chef at Marion
Nick Stanton, chef and co-owner Leonardo’s Pizza Palace, Leonard’s House of Love and Leo’s by the Slice
Hugh Allen, executive chef at Vue de Monde
Ellen Fraser, Broadsheet Melbourne editor

The rules
Round one: all 10 buns, fresh and untoasted, were tasted one at a time, both with and without butter.
Round two: the top three buns from round one were brought back into the room and sampled toasted, both with and without butter, before a winner was selected.

The judging criteria
For croissant queen Reid, buns would be graded using technical baking criteria.

“I really like hot cross buns that bake together, so you know when they prove and bake the sides touch each other, and then you get that little bit where they’ve kissed,” Reid says. “That’s actually my favourite bit.”

“Fruit density is really important,” adds Mai.

An abundance of any one spice would mean lost points in Burnett’s eyes. Especially cinnamon. “I hate it when there’s too much cinnamon,” she says, laughing.

The winning bun and two runners-up are listed in order below (remaining buns are in no particular order).

The winner: Falco Bakery’s Traditional Hot Cross Bun

Reid: “This is great – nice and chewy – and I love the big chunks of candied peel. It also has really good fruit distribution. It’s not all just sitting at the bottom, because [that’s] what can happen if your dough is not the right consistency. I’d be pretty happy to eat this untoasted as well.”

Mai: “Agree. It’s really good toasted though. It’s got a beautiful glaze, good fruit and good citrus.”

Burnett: “Well presented with lots of fruit and peel and a good, even distribution. Good toasted or fresh.”

Allen: Good texture, good fruit, good spice, good crust and a nice sticky top. It’s a good all-rounder, the perfect quarantine bun.”

Price: $4 each or $22 for a box of six.
How to get it: Pick up from Falco Bakery (288 Smith Street, Collingwood) for now – delivery and pre-order are launching this week. Keep an eye on Falco’s Instagram for updates.

falcobakery.com


Second place: All Are Welcome’s Hot Cross Bun

Allen: “These look very Bakers Delight – in a good way. There’s a good glaze and it’s almost sourdough-esque.”

Stanton: “Ooh, I like this one. It’s got a good little crust on the outside. It’s definitely less fruity but agree it’s a good glaze. This would be great toasted. And it’s actually good even before putting butter on it.”

Burnett: “It’s got great citrus and it’s soft and springy.”

Mai: “This is nice. Really fluffy and not dense at all, but I do I think the spice might be a bit too gentle.”

Price: $20 for six
How to get it: pre-order now for pick up from All Are Welcome (190 High Street, Northcote) between April 9 and April 12. (Not available at the Thornbury location.)

all-are-welcome.com


Third place: Dench Bakers’ Traditional Fruit Sourdough Hot Cross Buns

Reid: “See, these ones have been kissing! And it’s dense, but it’s like a nice density. I definitely think it’s a bit more savoury. And if I didn’t have an oven [for toasting], I’d still be happy.”

Fraser: “This is a bit more fun in the spice department. It’s almost a bit Christmassy.”

Stanton: “It’s actually quite bitter and a bit savoury. This one would be good to have fresh.”

Allen: “There are citrus and ginger notes ... sort of Christmas-fruit vibes, and I like the flour they’ve used. It’s also a good amount of sweetness.”

Reid: “Do you guys prefer the top or the bottom half? I prefer the bottom.”

Price: six for $17.50
How to get it: pick up from Dench Bakers (109 Scotchmer Street, Fitzroy North) or order as part of a “bread box” for home delivery.

denchbakers.com.au


The Soft, Chocolatey Bun for People Who Prefer Cakes

Stanton: “I’m still not a fan of chocolate hot cross buns in general, but this one has a really nice, soft texture. But it should have fruit to be called a hot cross bun. Can we make that a rule?”

Reid: “This is good chocolate quality and it’s delicious, but it’s not a classic hot cross bun. It’s got a slightly cakey texture to it because of the chocolate, but it doesn’t have that pull apart, gluten-y chewiness to it.”

Fraser: “I like it – but I don’t think it’s a hot cross bun. It’s a bun-like chocolate cake.”

Allen: “I disagree, I disagree.”

Mai: “It could do with a little citrus in it. Maybe just a bit of orange to give it that Jaffa vibe.”

The bun: Bread Club’s Choc XXX Buns
Price: $4 each or $22 for a box of six
How to get it: pick-up from Bread Club (558 Queensberry Street, North Melbourne).

instagram.com/breadclubofficial


The Bun for the Dried-Fruit-Averse

Reid: “These ones haven’t kissed on the sides but [they have] a nice level of spice. It’s not overpowering but it’s there.”

Allen: “Yeah, independently baked. I think it has a good amount of citrus. I would say it’s lacking fruit though – the fruit ratio is off.”

Fraser: “If you’re dried-fruit averse, this could be the bun for you.”

The bun: Phillippa’s Organic Vine-Fruit and Candied Peel Hot Cross Bun
Price: $18 for six
How to get it: Pick up from various locations across Melbourne, or order delivery to the CBD, Docklands, Richmond and East Melbourne.

phillippas.com.au


The Bun for Jaffa Fans

Reid: “It looks a little bit mean on the inside, like where’s all the chocolate? But there is some citrus, so it almost has a bit of a Jaffa vibe.”

The bun: Dench Bakers’ Chocolate and Orange Sourdough Hot Cross Bun
Price: six for $14.80
How to get it: pick up from Dench Bakers (109 Scotchmer Street, Fitzroy North) or order as part of a “bread box” for home delivery.

denchbakers.com.au


The Bun for Non-Traditionalists

Burnett: “It looks scroll-esque, like a vegemite and cheese scroll – but it’s very sweet.”

Stanton: “It’s a hot cross scroll!”

Fraser: “Whatever it is, I’m into it.”

Mai: “I’m confused. It’s definitely a scroll. Look at it!”

Allen: “It’s not a hot cross bun, but it’s still tasty.”

Reid: “It has a bit of a rugelach vibe to it. Like that Eastern European sweet. Is it appropriate to put butter on it?”

The bun: Mörk Chocolate’s Mork X Bun
Price: $5.50 each or six for $30
How to get it: Pre-order now for pick-up between April 2 and 12 from Mork Chocolate Brew House (150 Errol Street, North Melbourne).

morkchocolate.com.au


The Chewy, Moist Bun for Sweet Tooths

Allen: “Good spice and good texture, but maybe a little too sweet. I don’t think I could eat a full one.”

Reid: “This one has a good fruit density and it’s chewy and moist, but it’s a bit of a gnarly looking bun.”

Burnett: “The cross looks aggressive on this one.”

Stanton: “Bit of love put into the glaze though.”

The bun: Millstone Patisserie’s Hot Cross Buns
Price: $4 each
How to get it: pick up from Millstone Patisserie (10A Claremont Avenue, Malvern).

millstonepatisserie.com


The Bun for Spiced-Fruit Lovers

Mai: “Quite a bit of spice in this one, but is there too much fruit?”

Fraser: “Is there such thing as too much fruit?”

Stanton: “It’s got some cherry or cranberry in the fruit mix. This would be good for bread and butter pudding. It’s got really good flavour.”

Collective sighs of agreement.

The bun: Bread Club’s Traditional XXX Bun
Price: $3.50 each, or $20 for a box of six. (For $5.50 you can opt for the “loaded” version, which is piped with a cold, cheesecake-style filling).
How to get it: pick-up from Bread Club (558 Queensberry Street, North Melbourne).

instagram.com/breadclubofficial


The Value Bun

Stanton: “Look at the volume on that bad boy.”

Mai: “I think I ate one of these this morning. My wife loves the supermarket hot cross buns. It’s fluffy.”

Stanton: “It’s a classic Aussie-style all-rounder.”

Reid: “You could play the drums on the top of this.”

The bun: Woolworths’s Traditional Fruit Hot Cross Bun
Price: $3.50 for pack of six
How to get it: pick up from any Woolworths supermarket in Australia.

woolworths.com.au