It would appear Kylo Ren, the creepy son of Han Solo and Princess Leia, has infiltrated the Women’s Temperance Union of Australia. A lightsaber has appeared in the right hand of a statue honouring the organisation, opposite the Queen Victoria Market.

The Temperance Union’s attempts to restrict the sale of alcohol in the late 19th and early 20th centuries resulted in many of Australia’s pubs being shut down at the time. Given the chance, it’s likely the Empire would have done the same thing to the Mos Eisley Cantina, contender for the Best Bar in a Galaxy Far, Far Away.

Is this an early sign that Matthew Flinders is actually Senator Palpatine?

Only balance in the Force can stop the spread of Temperance/The Empire. In other words, don’t get too pissed and we’ll all be able to enjoy a froth without being subjected to Sydney’s lockout laws.